Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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