Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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