I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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