I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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