i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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