I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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