and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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