they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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