doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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