I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
