so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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