it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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