So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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