I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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