p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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