awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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