Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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