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i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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