Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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