someone owes me an orgasm
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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