Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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