I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
