that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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