I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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