i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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