dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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