Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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