Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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