talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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