I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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