You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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