Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I don't think brook has ever known best
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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