The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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