in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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