I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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