Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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