Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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