Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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