it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
being pregnant is like rehab
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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