i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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