Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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