Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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