just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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