Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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