i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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