I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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