"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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