Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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