If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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