ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just gargled with NyQuil
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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