is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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