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The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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