he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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